Logged Out (Mike Lombardo Parody)

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Notable designer and YouTuber Karen Kavett tweeted that this song should be created, and I (Bud) obliged. Thanks to Mike Lombardo for making awesome music. Check out the original on his bandcamp page:

mikelombardo.bandcamp.com/track/locked-out-2

lyrics

I'm staring at my monitor
At the big fat exclamation point that seems to mock me
It's funny how you'd never know
Your home network's really not your home
If you've lost your wep key

You said you'd be online
But I can't find that freakin' code
You said you'd be online
But I'm logged out

I'm tearing through my junk drawer
That tiny piece of paper just eludes me
Wait a minute, think I see it on the floor
Or is that just a coupon for a dollar off swiss cheese?

You said you'd be online
But I'm knee-deep in old reciepts
You said you'd be online
But I'm logged out
I'm logged out...

And I'll be searching here for years and years
No Skype, YouTube, or twitter — all alone
Unless my ISP can do something
It's time to make a call, where is my phone?

Oh my phone... that's right, my phone!
I wrote it on my phone. How could I forget my phone?
My phone...

See, there it is... Right there, on my phone... I'm a total noob.

I'm staring here at Google Chrome
I see the Facebook login screen, it's staring emptily back at me
It's funny how you'd never know
That your browser picks the perfect time
To erase your passwords
So I'm logged out
I'm logged out... again...
I'm logged out
I'm logged out

credits

released January 14, 2011
Music: Performed by Bud Newman (Written by Mike Lombardo)

Lyrics by Bud Newman

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